John Denver, A Christian Gentlemen’s Club, and the Navy Seal Bouncer
January 9, 2021
Where to start?
Where to start?
How about I just use the crazy man at Tabak Haus’ own words to tell the tale…
“John Denver’s not dead. I was one and 15,000 homeless people they put in jail over there in Monterey, California and John Denver was there with me. I asked him if he faked his death and he said he did cuz he was tired of it all. Couldn’t stand it no more…”
“So, anyway it was him that helped me come up with my idea. I’m gunna start a Christian Gentleman’s Club in Fredericksburg. A real Christian ti…I can’t say that word cuz it ain’t Christian. But the bar will be. All the women are Christian. I dun recruited them from 50 different Hooters around the state. Woody Harrelson is going to be an investor. There’s gonna be a Cowboy Church in the back and several rooms where you can sleep it off or use if ya’ get lucky…”
“I just got outta jail and this is the first place I came. I was at Silver Creek last night and the bouncer was a jerk. I said, ‘You wanna dance?!’ He said he was a Navy SEAL. I punched him in the nose, and he knocked me down and just started jumping up and down on me. The cops came and arrested me and put me in jail. Can you believe that? They dun put me in jail…”
“I told them about my bar and they didn’t believe me. It’s a real deal and will happen…”
I can hardly wait.
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