Why the hell would you take a cage of parakeets to the grocery store?
I ask this because that’s exactly what I saw yesterday when I went to the grocery store.
I walked in behind a lady with a cage of birds. She put them in her cart then pushed them around the store while checking off her list.
I didn’t ask the lady why she brought a cage of flying vermin in with her but did overhear her tell a little girl that leaving the birds in her car would be cruel.
Well.
I’m glad she has standards.
I sent the above pick to my Goddaughter who speculated that the lady had the birds with her so she could best choose the spices to cook them in.
I like that idea.
I wonder what parakeet tastes like.
I doubt it tastes like chicken.
My guess is more like rat.
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