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Flying Vermin

July 18, 2020 by Gayne Young

Why the hell would you take a cage of parakeets to the grocery store?

I ask this because that’s exactly what I saw yesterday when I went to the grocery store.

I walked in behind a lady with a cage of birds. She put them in her cart then pushed them around the store while checking off her list.

I didn’t ask the lady why she brought a cage of flying vermin in with her but did overhear her tell a little girl that leaving the birds in her car would be cruel.

Well.

I’m glad she has standards.

I sent the above pick to my Goddaughter who speculated that the lady had the birds with her so she could best choose the spices to cook them in.

I like that idea.

I wonder what parakeet tastes like.

I doubt it tastes like chicken.

My guess is more like rat.

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