My father is 75 years old and angry at the world.
These are his stories
“I used to eat at the Saltgrass Steak House a lot when I was on the road. So, when they built one two exits from my house I was pretty excited. I go in and I ask the hostess for takeout menu. She says, ‘We don’t have takeout menus. But you can order online.’ I said, ‘I don’t do online. I want a takeout menu.’ She says she’s sorry, she doesn’t have one, company policy, blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, forget them. I’m never going back.”
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