I got nailed by a yellow jacket yesterday.
In the eye.
I was working in the backyard on my latest book for Severed Press – The Cavern, look for it soon – when I noticed my bird feeder was low. I went to get my ladder and that little yellow bastard came outta nowhere and nailed me in the eye.
I cursed a blue streak, popped a Benadryl with a beer, and lit a cigar.
The birds got no additional food.
And I pretty much called it a day.
Yellow jackets suck.
Benadryl and beer are pretty good together though.
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